Nice things to whisper when hugging someone



-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

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what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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who is down to f…………ocus on school

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What happens when teens are home alone

According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off
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zayn malik is going to reproduce someday and i don’t think the world is prepared for that

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Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

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Winter time, Eric Felfeli

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the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

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England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a


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